Living in Curry Land can have its surreal moments, i.e...
"Really? I get to do what I love everyday alongside Z. Really!"... "Really? I no longer speak my third language like a 4 year old, Really!"..."Really? I can eat mangoes, curry, biryani, cookies, and ice cream to my hearts content and still lose 2 lbs every month, Really!" (disclaimer: I think I have a tape worm, but the bright side I haven't gained a pound)
Then there are the surreal nightmares..."Really? It is 110 degrees again today, Really!"..."Really? That guy just touched me and I punched him in the head, Really!"..."Really, they're trying to take my picture, Really?"..."Really? I got on a plane by my own free will to live here, Really?"...
And today..."Really? I used my friend C's mace 3 times on 3 different men today, Really!"
Curry Land Reality check #47: When it is either a strike or holiday and men do not have to go to work they will harass innocent foreign women out of sheer idleness.
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