I am sure there will be multiple posts concerning tips I am given by locals as my pregnancy progresses to show. As for now I've only got the skinny on two tips, but oh they are good!
Tip #1: Z and I refer to this one as the Pretty Baby by Osmosis Principle. In order to ensure that you have a pretty baby you must hang up random pictures of pretty babies and stare at these pictures frequently. Then when you deliver your baby it will be just as pretty if not more so than the pictures you stared at. So Z is currently hanging up pictures of himself throughout the house...jk
Tip #2: If you drink two glasses of buttermilk a day while pregnant your baby will have fair skin. Rosy asked me if I was going to take her up on this tip and my reply...'if my baby comes out any fairer than us then it would be as white as a sheet of paper.' Besides just between you and I, drinking two glasses of buttermilk a day would make my complexion resemble a sea sick green color.
Tip #1: Z and I refer to this one as the Pretty Baby by Osmosis Principle. In order to ensure that you have a pretty baby you must hang up random pictures of pretty babies and stare at these pictures frequently. Then when you deliver your baby it will be just as pretty if not more so than the pictures you stared at. So Z is currently hanging up pictures of himself throughout the house...jk
Tip #2: If you drink two glasses of buttermilk a day while pregnant your baby will have fair skin. Rosy asked me if I was going to take her up on this tip and my reply...'if my baby comes out any fairer than us then it would be as white as a sheet of paper.' Besides just between you and I, drinking two glasses of buttermilk a day would make my complexion resemble a sea sick green color.
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