Brain Clog

I have diagnosed myself with Brain Clog. The symptoms are as follows:

• Lack of focus resulting in clumsiness.
• Watching peoples lips move but not understanding the words coming out of their mouths...and not just because they are speaking another language.
• Strong caffeine dependency
• Feeling deprived of steady streams of coherent thoughts
• Distracting oneself with mindless Internet surfing to avoid thinking altogether.
• High irritability...especially while doing activities that require thought such as talking, cooking, studying and listening...so basically I stay irritable all day unless I am Internet surfing...poor Z.